you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

promooo first 50 to reblog


  • mbf me
  • bc I’m almost done with my tumblr awards results and I’m feeling promo-y
  • reblog, don’t like please!
  • I’ll pick 5 to promote, all solos
  • you will gain followers bc i will do a ‘first 10 to like’ promo for u
  • so yay



A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp


Sirius Black and James Potter taking bets on how many times they can get Remus to roll his eyes in a given day.